Another round of potions on me
a maya pixel art based on one of the original sprites \0/
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Okay so since my laptop is down a d I can’t do my usual art I’m gonna start doing pixel art/icon commissions! You can pay for them by sending money to my PayPal (email is katzefurcht@yahoo.com)!
Character head icons - $2
Full body w some detail/background - $5
Full body w shading/highlights - $3
If there’s a mix of one or the other or something not listed that you want, tell me and we can negotiate a price!
Please help guys, I’m struggling to find a job. I’m poor, will be homeless in about a month at the way things are right now, and I have no other means of getting money besides donations, please at least reblog this to spread it around…!!
I also do $5 pen sketches/drawings of characters from the shoulders up
Please help me I’m struggling and Im still having no luck with finding a job
Great things about gen 5
-Putting MUSTACHES on your pokemon and other silly accessories
-Touko
-IRIS
-every single character
-it introduced fully animated battle sprites and kept our beloved pixel art
-seasons!!!!! beautiful seasons
-a plot line that was actually engaging and unique
-Come on these games were absolutely gorgeous
-the litwick evolutionary line
-absolutely everything
- NO SPECIFIC ORDER TO FIGHT THE ELITE FOUR
- JOIN AVENUE
- GREAT GYM DESIGNS
- OPELUCID CITY
- FIRST GAME WITH A SEQUEL CONTAINING A 2 YEAR GAP
- THE TRUBBISH LINE
-GEN 5 IS GREAT
- FIGHT ME
- The Haxorus evolution line - THE FLUFFY FIRE DRAGON - The fact that there’s a pokemon that changes when the weather changes - BLACK AND WHITE 2 BABY - The Serperior evolution line - ARCHEOPS - Interesting and odd champion - The Elemental Monkeys aren’t as bad as you think (I used a Simipour in my most recent playthrough of Black and it kicked ASS)
raccoon dogs! (aka tanukis!)
+ some cropped vers..bc i spent sm time on details here & was upset to find that they're hard to see on the finished thing .... unfortunately this is pixel art so the cropped vers r worse quality
This is your brain on Mercator projection.
“I’m going into battle and i need your strongest potions”
Chadification
One thing which really annoys me about the film version of Half-Blood Prince is that they make all the girls act ridiculously. In Potions, they all creep towards the Amortentia as if they can’t control themselves, while the boys remain stunningly immune. This never happens in the book. If they had made everyone in the class move forwards like that, it would still have been a bit silly looking, but at least it wouldn’t have been just the girls being all foolish. It’s the same sort of sexism they show in Goblet of Fire when the girls from Beauxbatons flounce in, delicate and dreamy, and the boys from Durmstrang march in aggressive and commanding. It’s most particularly annoying because the Harry Potter books are just full of equality and don’t include any of these sexist stereotypes; as an example, in the books, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang are mixed schools and they simply walk into the school after arriving; they don’t have any performances at all.
But back to Half-Blood Prince. When the Weasleys, Harry and Hermione are visiting Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes, Hermione and Ginny are found examining the love potions of their own accord. In the books, Fred and George purposefully take them over to the love potions, and it’s clear that they’re reluctant to even examine them. Hermione and Ginny are not the sort of people to use love potions – so why pretend that they are? Because the film makers were conforming to gender-stereotyping. Again.
It just really bothers me that the film makers had this great source material which shows girls/women as equal to boys/men and with characters which are just as diverse – and that they chose to water down the women for comedic effect, to make them more typically ‘feminine’. Harry Potter is my life, and while I love the films, they will never even begin to be anywhere near as good as the books, and this is one of the many reasons why.
gamer tips: don’t waste your pokemon money on clothes!!! buy potions and supplies
me, the second i arrive on an island:
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: What’s going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.
He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.
Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!
Slughorn: It was a stressfu-
Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!
or
Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?
Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.
Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?
Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?
Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.
Okay, now I can reblog it!
Headcanons on why mages don’t wear armor:
- magic and mana corrodes metal (that’s why so many rpgs have heavy plated characters weak to spells)
- armor has no pockets for potions or books or herbs or snacks
- mages read and do alchemy in tiny spaces so armor gets in the way a lot and libraries hate clanking noises
- most mages are skinny weak ass nerds do u think they can wear armor
listen. i know jk rowling knows absolutely nothing about america but for the entire country to only have a single wizarding school there must be either 200 professors working at this place or you get to your first potions class and it’s held in a fucking baseball stadium.
